Sry, there's a bit delay because I nid to sleep early for my tomorow competition in the curve. ill write both day story tomorow and Im sure it will be a very interesting . Here's the joke of the day, it might spice u up abit :)
Special Gift
A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday and as they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.
All my love.
PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
gotcha! :)
Thats all for now, goodnite.
[Jeff]12/01/08
Friday, January 11, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Day 4: Normal day
Joke of the day:
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.
All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity.
He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.
With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
Day 4: Normal day
Nothing really happen today, didnt go to college cos is holiday, and actually i'm going to watch Noroi The Curse but I was alone, so it really stupid to watch a movie alone and it somemore horror type. Quite boring, so early in the morning I woke up and polish the car and surprisingly it reflect image :). Happy happy happy
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.
All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity.
He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.
With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
Day 4: Normal day
Nothing really happen today, didnt go to college cos is holiday, and actually i'm going to watch Noroi The Curse but I was alone, so it really stupid to watch a movie alone and it somemore horror type. Quite boring, so early in the morning I woke up and polish the car and surprisingly it reflect image :). Happy happy happy
yea, haha =)
After that, I drive the car out for test run. The result is good, gear easily go into and It really easy to drive a manual car! Now still practicing, and mom still don't want let me drive to coll because in her mind only think *1.I'll bang ppl 2.I will speed 3.I donno manual 4.go somewhere else 5.Late go home* haiz, obviously that mom really sometimes over care. For me, i'll think "Car also brought d, put at home for display? jz let me drive it out larh"
The other things happen is my poor little finger... sigh. It got burn, luckily not so critical, just a minor burn. After few days it will be o'lrite, but now... I still can feel the pain when start to use two hand to type. I've apply cream to my finger and outside started to rain, so I went to sleep.
Today's promise:
1. Drive carefully
That's all for today
[Jeff]10/01/08
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Day 3: Blissful day~
Joke of the day =)
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Yep, my pay is finally here. After all the hard work as a trainee in my college in Technical group of computer labs. RM80 for the trainee part and another RM90 is when iIpromoted as TA, duty pay =D. Although is abit less, but is better than nothing. I plan to use this money to buy some assesories for my new car, but not really decided wat to buy yet. There's alot people who got more claims than me, and this really make me abit "jealous", and I hope this month I'll get same as them. PSP and Nokia 5610 Express Music is waiting for me, so I'll work hard for them!
Engine
Boxer 16V
Inner of the car, quite big
Desiree :)
Badawi & Samy Vellu in helicopter.Loading down at KL. Badawi said "if i throw 2 RM100 notes down, 2 people are going to be happy," Samy Vellu said " if i throw 200 RM1.00 notes,200 people will be happy." Pilot heard n said "if i throw both of u down, 27millon Malaysian people will be very happy." Forward this message to all Malaysian.This is Malaysian new year hope.
Yep, my pay is finally here. After all the hard work as a trainee in my college in Technical group of computer labs. RM80 for the trainee part and another RM90 is when iIpromoted as TA, duty pay =D. Although is abit less, but is better than nothing. I plan to use this money to buy some assesories for my new car, but not really decided wat to buy yet. There's alot people who got more claims than me, and this really make me abit "jealous", and I hope this month I'll get same as them. PSP and Nokia 5610 Express Music is waiting for me, so I'll work hard for them!
After an hour+ meeting with the T&I and TAs, it's was the time to relax ourself from the stressful day and meeting. Thus, Rs have booked "Code Name: The Cleaner" for us. This show, I will recommed you all to watch . Its quite nice and hilarious, but the time line quite short. I haven't finish my popcorn yet, the show already finish. The whole show takes about 130mins, and here's the official web: http://www.thecleanermovie.com/bh/ quite lame thou, but the page still "not bad". Lucy Liu, one of the Charlie's angel's angel act in this movie too, she act as what she is good at, "A secret Agent". She is hot too :) Love her alot ! Asians.. haha
Engine Boxer 16VInner of the car, quite bigToday my car finally out from the workshop, everything ok but the exhaust still not change yet, so quite noisy. Tomorow I'm goin to test drive this car and giv her a wax polish, haha! here's some extra pic which I taken today. Boxer engine~ 1728CC vry fast :) you can read more about Boxer Engine here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_engine .
Candid pic of the day
Desiree :)Today's promise:
1. Must fetch VVIP
2.Keep the money well
3.Canot simply waste money
Next update:
1.Noroi The Curse
2.Test drive result
[Jeff] 09/01/08
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Day 2: Dreary day??
Yep, is msn. MSN is the best chatting program for me since the very first time I downloaded it. The reason I pick this is because today I break my record =) Chatting with friend, Shyh-Yih for 6hours continuously, and also another thing, someone try hack my msn but unfortunately she failed, Jessica. Haha too bad for her xD. Beside that there's also a Copycat, who love copy people msn dp and dp nick name. I'm not going to tell who is it, but I can say 2 word, "He's GAY" =) (from that, most of APIIT-an sure noe who) . After the long chat, look at the time.. Wow, 4:30a.m. so I quicky went to bed because the my class start at 9:30a.m. O.O.I manage to wake up at 8:30a.m.(woke up by my mom ==) and plan to drive my new car, unfortunately, mom say the car need go check-up. I was like =='' "I want drive the new car larh" damn, have to drive my bro's Honda City to school, then mom drive back. In class, WCW, our lecturer didn't even teach us anything and expect us to create a web template ==. By the way that time was IA class. During the lab session class, we plan to watch movie later, so my gang plan to watch feryman but 1 of our friend Jenn say go pyramid watch The House. I ask him who is going with him, he say another friend, Choi Yin.
So, I told him that we won't follow him, because we don't want to disturb them, but he damn smart de larh, cheat us that she didn't go and by the time we start goin, he suddenly make excuse, say that she wanna go. Thus, we have go to her house fetch her. After that we went for lunchie at dragon's (chinese restaurant) An elegant restaurant.. price also O.O.Total of RM170+ by 6 people. After that we go buy movie ticket.
Yea.. its tat show. I don't really recommend watch it, Is really not that nice compare what the synopsis written in the cinema show times.Scary? you can either say yes or you can say it not really scary, but for me,when the scary part comes, I was looking my J'CO Donut and missed it. Btw, for those who want to see the review of this show, here is the link to the official web: http://www.thehousethemovie.com/ , A small gentle reminder, turn your speaker to low before you enter the site. Background sound was quite O_O.. haha, you sure know what it is. :P So lets continue.. the show was damn boring, went to sleep and I was not really sure, I heard one of my friend Desiree scream in a soft voice. Speaking of Desiree, why she is with us? watching scary movie? Actually we cheated her, we say we gonna watch Alvin And The Chipmunks, and surprisingly, an anti-movie girl have fallen in to our trap! LOL!
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Onion heads, just got it today. =D although is not cheap but it really really cute :) for those who interest on it you can search it from http://www.lelong.com.my/ .Onion head itself also have its own official web: http://www.onion-club.com/ and it's blog http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club. make sure you blogger check it out :)Today's Promise
1.Study, no game.. TT
2.Ban from saying nonsence.
Next update: Noroi The Curse =)
Thats all for today =)
[Jeff] 08/01/08
Monday, January 7, 2008
DDay: The beginning of me =)
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Looking through everyone's blogs brings me an intention to have one for my own. Therefore, I decided to create a blog for my own... wow, try imaging, my own blog. Many people will view my story or adventure of the day (hopefully =p ). Giving comments, bright ideas for the blog and so on. Hope that this will be a successful blog. Have a great day for all bloggers and happy viewing. Drop a message if you free. thanks. See you on next day.
[Jeff] 07/01/08
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