Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.
All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity.
He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.
With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
Day 4: Normal day
Nothing really happen today, didnt go to college cos is holiday, and actually i'm going to watch Noroi The Curse but I was alone, so it really stupid to watch a movie alone and it somemore horror type. Quite boring, so early in the morning I woke up and polish the car and surprisingly it reflect image :). Happy happy happy
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yea, haha =)
After that, I drive the car out for test run. The result is good, gear easily go into and It really easy to drive a manual car! Now still practicing, and mom still don't want let me drive to coll because in her mind only think *1.I'll bang ppl 2.I will speed 3.I donno manual 4.go somewhere else 5.Late go home* haiz, obviously that mom really sometimes over care. For me, i'll think "Car also brought d, put at home for display? jz let me drive it out larh"
The other things happen is my poor little finger... sigh. It got burn, luckily not so critical, just a minor burn. After few days it will be o'lrite, but now... I still can feel the pain when start to use two hand to type. I've apply cream to my finger and outside started to rain, so I went to sleep.
Today's promise:
1. Drive carefully
That's all for today
[Jeff]10/01/08
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